User:SamWystan

This is my user page.

This user is a Cancerian.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

This user is a fan of Dune.

FreThis user is a Fremen.

MenThis user is a Mentat.

Melange

This user has a spice addiction.

FearFear is the Mind-Killer.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

DON'T PANICThrough a time warp this user edits the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

LOTR	This user likes Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings and prefers it to Peter Jackson's film versions.

The Silmarillion

This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.

This user enjoys writing.

This user plays the guitar.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user appreciates real punk music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys country music.

This user enjoys reggae.

Blue	This user enjoys The Blues.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user sings only in the shower.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

The Bad

This user will see you soon, idiots.

The Ugly

When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk.

007This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

SW
IThis user thinks The Phantom Menace sucked more.

STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.

This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT.

STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

This user has a Private Clone Army.

This user should have been in Episode III, and should have had a larger role in IV, V, and VI. Don't you think?

This user once lived on board the Death Star. And this is his review of the experience: SWEET!!!

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

LOST4…8…15…16…23…42…

This user is LOST…

This user secretly wants to be the Green Power Ranger.

BSG	This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

BSG	This user is a fan of the new Battlestar Galactica... but is not a fan of that cheesy 70s show.

fireflyThis user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

This user is a Browncoat. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

+This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

D.M.
This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.W.H.

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user plays with a full deck.

This user plays games on a graphing calculator.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

EVThis user plays Escape Velocity Nova.

MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.

OO O	This user can't tell the difference between a coin and a ring. Hm...

SCThis user plays StarCraft.

TThis user prefers to side with the Terrans.

This user plays Warcraft III.