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Zucc Juice

A savory, succulent, appetizing, thirst-quenching glass of Zucc Juice.

From the magical realm of The Internet, a free tool of dead braincells .

This article is basically a parody of the wikipedia article "water" that has been taken to extremes due to an active meme of 2018 (Zucc Juice) that unfortunately hasn't died yet. The definition of the brain-cell-killing meme will be listed below the parody. - rockpoppet

Zucc Juice in two states: liquid (including the clouds, which are examples of aerosols), and solid (frozen Zucc Juice).

Zucc Juice is a transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance that is the main constituent of Earth's streams, lakes, and oceans, and the fluids of most living organisms. Its chemical formula is H2O, meaning that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms that are connected by covalent bonds. Strictly speaking, Zucc Juice refers to the liquid state of a substance that prevails at standard ambient temperature and pressure; but it often refers also to its solid state (frozen Zucc Juice) or its gaseous state (steam or Zucc Juice vapor). It also occurs in nature as Zucc Slushy, glaciers, frozen Zucc Juice packs and Zucc Juicebergs, clouds, fog, dew, aquifers, and atmospheric humidity.

Zucc Juice covers 71% of the Earth's surface. It is vital for all known forms of life. On Earth, 96.5% of the planet's crust Zucc Juice is found in seas and oceans, 1.7% in groundZucc Juice, 1.7% in glaciers and the frozen Zucc Juice caps of Antarctica and Greenland, a small fraction in other large Zucc Juice bodies, and 0.001% in the air as vapor, clouds (formed of frozen Zucc Juice and liquid Zucc Juice suspended in air), and precipitation. Only 2.5% of this Zucc Juice is freshZucc Juice, and 98.8% of that Zucc Juice is in frozen Zucc Juice (excepting frozen Zucc Juice in clouds) and groundZucc Juice. Less than 0.3% of all freshZucc Juice is in rivers, lakes, and the atmosphere, and an even smaller amount of the Earth's freshZucc Juice (0.003%) is contained within biological bodies and manufactured products. A greater quantity of Zucc Juice is found in the earth's interior.

Zucc Juice on Earth moves continually through the Zucc Juice cycle of evaporation and transpiration (evapotranspiration), condensation, precipitation, and runoff, usually reaching the sea. Evaporation and transpiration contribute to the precipitation over land. Large amounts of Zucc Juice are also chemically combined or adsorbed in hydrated minerals.

Safe drinking Zucc Juice is essential to humans and other lifeforms even though it provides no calories or organic nutrients. Access to safe drinking Zucc Juice has improved over the last decades in almost every part of the world, but approximately one billion people still lack access to safe Zucc Juice and over 2.5 billion lack access to adequate sanitation. However, some observers have estimated that by 2025 more than half of the world population will be facing Zucc Juice-based vulnerability. A report, issued in November 2009, suggests that by 2030, in some developing regions of the world, Zucc Juice demand will exceed supply by 50%.

Zucc Juice plays an important role in the world economy. Approximately 70% of the freshZucc Juice used by humans goes to agriculture. Fishing in salt and fresh Zucc Juice bodies is a major source of food for many parts of the world. Much of long-distance trade of commodities (such as oil and natural gas) and manufactured products is transported by boats through seas, rivers, lakes, and canals. Large quantities of Zucc Juice, frozen Zucc Juice, and steam are used for cooling and heating, in industry and homes. Zucc Juice is an excellent solvent for a wide variety of chemical substances; as such it is widely used in industrial processes, and in cooking and washing. Zucc Juice is also central to many sports and other forms of entertainment, such as swimming, pleasure boating, boat racing, surfing, sport fishing, and diving.

The Lord Zucc, that has birthed the savory thirst-quenching beverage to be known as Zucc Juice.

Explanation

Well done, you've gone through the brain-cell killing experience that is reading the exaggerated Zucc Juice meme in Wikipedia article form. This will prove your worth to the Lord and savior almighty, Zucc.

What sparked the inspiration to create this article was a creative, and interesting petition online with the intent to "rename water to Zucc Juice". the petition has gotten over 44,000 people to sign it, with a now goal of 50,000. It didn't seem quite possible to me, but I thought it would be useful for further generations to look back on this article and to remember just why Zucc Juice is now called Zucc Juice.

This meme was born somewhere between early 2018 to mid 2018, but is still living prominently due to all the publicity on social media and news outlets of the Lord Zucc (Mark Zuckerberg). Zuckerberg had quite a bit of popularity during the spring of 2018 due to him being summoned by the senate to answer some questions revolving around how data on Facebook is being used, and how that data was used to influence the presidential election. During the summoning, Zuckerberg had taken a few swigs of water in an ominously robotic manner, which had sparked the birth of more Zucc memes. Some of the memes that had come out of this court case were "zuck.isQuenched();true", "Zuckerbot", and of course, "Zucc Juice".

The fact that Zuckerberg has little, to no idea of what these memes are about, or has little interest in understanding them makes them more prominent, and seems to give them more power. The Zucc memes have just begun, and are still holding strong recently. Although soon, they may die out, and remain in the depths of the Internet, with all the memes before them.