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My Boxes, arent they schweet???
ubx -5This user uses entirely too many userboxes .
General Me
Name This user's name is Richard Selby .
right-minded This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.
How I use the English language
they he or she This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
snuk This user says snuck .
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's . So should you.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
; This user is addicted to semicolons ; they use them frequently.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
Y'all This here user talks Southern , y'all.
AIM -4Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p
AIM -AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
The other languages I speak
pig Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay .
pgl Isthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay .
Rot13 -0Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).
BS -5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit .
LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English .
Lipsum -NLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
dlph Squeek oorr'k eeeeeeeee'kk .
dlph -NSree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack.
sar -NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm . Isn't that just great ?
The Greatest Show on Earth
This user wishes he or she were the Avatar .