User:Readingpro256/UBX/Dam

This user insists on saying 'dam' without the 'n' for reasons having more to do with excessive fanning then with censoring the word, and finds it hilarious when, in fanfics, characters not involved in the Quest for Artemis are confused at the 'dam' joke. This user also devotes large amounts of time to wondering whether Zoe ever figured that joke out, which of course leads to mourning her death, despite the fact that she is a fictional character.