User:Ravpapa/Sandbox

My response to Fred

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I am 45 years old Ha!

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My response to Ravpapa

Why such undue influence for Israel ? He worked for Ministry of Tourism, not Elon.

You are incredibly dumb. This is in my sandbox because I have not finished it. Now this half-baked version has been published in the article, largely because of your idiotic shnazz pushing itself into my sandbox. Go away. --Ravpapa (talk) 14:15, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Dear Sir - Who are you now again raising with a big nose ? Do you know who I am or are you insulting someone again as you did earlier ? Stop this inappropriate conduct. greenbay1313 (talk) 15:14, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

I didn't say anything about a big nose. This seems to be an issue about which you are sensitive. Be aware that many great people had big noses: Jimmy Durante, Cyrano de Bergerac. Cyrano even gave a wonderful speech about his nose, which you would do well to take to heart:

Young man, I am afraid your speech was a trifle short. You could have said at least one hundred other things, varying the tone of your words. Let me give you some examples.
In an aggressive tone: "Sir, if I had a nose like that, I would amputate it!"
Friendly: "When you drink from a cup your nose must get wet. Why don't you drink from a bowl?"
Descriptive: "Tis a rock! A peak! A cape! No, it's a peninsula!"
Curious: "What is that large container for? To hold your pens and ink?"
Gracious: "How kind you are. You love the little birds so much you have given them a perch to roost upon."
Truculent: "When you light your pipe and puff smoke from your nose the neighbors must think the chimney's afire."
Considerate: "Be careful when you bow your head or you might lose your balance and fall over."
Thoughtful: "Place an umbrella over your nose to keep its color from fading in the sun."
Arcane: "Sir, only the beast that Aristophanes calls the hippocampelephantocamelos could have had such a solid lump of flesh and bone below its forehead."
Cavalier: "A hook to hang your hat upon."
Emphatic: "No breeze, O majestic nose, can give thee cold - save when the north winds blow."
Dramatic: "When it bleeds, it must be like the Red Sea."
Admiring: "What a fine sign for a perfume shop!"
Lyrical: "Is that a conch shell? And are you Triton risen from the ocean?"
Naïve: "Is that monument open to the public?"
Rustic: "That don't look like a nose. It's either a big cucumber or a little watermelon."
Military: "The enemy is charging! Aim your cannon!"
Practical: "A nose like that has one advantage: it keeps your feet dry in the rain."
There, sir, now you have an inkling of what you might have said, had you been a witty man of letters. Unfortunately, you're totally witless and a man of very few letters: only four that spell the word "fool." But even if you had the skill to invent such remarks, you would not have been able to entertain me with them. You would have uttered no more than a quarter of such a jest, the first syllable of the first word, for such jesting is a privilege I only grant myself.

Greenbay, you and any alteregos you have would be well advised to take this speech to heart. --Ravpapa (talk) 15:59, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Dearest Sir you are the one who wrote about Torossian's legal fights continually. You'd be well pressed to remember them. greenbay1313 (talk) 16:08, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Later - you might enjoy this shtik. --Ravpapa (talk) 16:14, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Torossian is going to sue me because I said you had an "idiotic shnazz"? Why would Torossian sue me because I insulted you? Why don't you sue me? --Ravpapa (talk) 16:23, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Am not suing anyone and thats not what I am saying at all. Was simply seeking to protect Wikipedia from your reckless conduct for which you have apologized, repeated personal insults and the like. The page you keep editing has needed to have hours spent on it because you inserted your political opinions which arent even properly sourced. If you left page alone it wouldnt have come to this. Stop personal insults and stop your personal agenda. greenbay1313 (talk) 16:33, 4 April 2011 (UTC)