User:Prrrrrr

Prrrrrr

WORD / PHRASE / SOUND / DESTRUCTIVE FORCE / ILLUSIVE INTRUSION

This can be considered by the unsuspecting majority as nothing more than a sound made by an abundant and varying degree of avian creatures. The sound is perceived by the human animal as being "just a noise birds make", "their mating call", "the way birds talk" and even by those mammals of lower level intellect (not excluding human animals) "the way birds sing when they are happy".

This is wholly incorrect.

On the contrary, Prrrrrr is actually a psychological mechanism devised by G.K. in the early 21st century, capable of intruding upon the mechanisms of rationality present in all living and non-living mammalian human animals. The effect of this pulse (traveling in a dimension of space/time imperceivable by our senses) is that of total submission and passive compliance. There have been documented cases in which the receiver of said pulse reacted unpredictably due to lack of or insufficient neural "wiring" or networking.