User:Protious

Welcome & ahlan wasahlan to my user page, my name is George and I live in Egypt. My username is a mistyping of Proteus, which I chose because I was interested in greek mythology when I created the account.

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Favorite "why did the chicken cross the road" answers:

Salvadore Dali: The fish.

Darth Vader: because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

Schrodinger: What chicken? Where's my cat?

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

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Today's motto...

→ The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

• Inspirational quote ✔