User:Professor Depressor
Hey there peoples!
[edit]Hello there. If you are wondering who I might be, and what my intentions are...you have come to the right place.
Who are you?
[edit]I am a man with no name. I have no country of origin, and no family or friends. I exist only as electrical surges on the internet.
Why are you here?
[edit]I do not exist to create articles. I exist merely to correct existing ones, as I have no real talent outside of my minute corrective skills. My objective, my purpose, is to use what few skills I have to make any article I may stumble across a bit better for my viewing it. If it does not need my help, I move on.
And your intentions??
[edit]My intentions? My intentions are always good. I am not here to cause trouble. I am a custodian of sorts, nothing more. A mere blip on the radar, dismissed as a small bird. A quiet fart in a hurricane. I exist to help, not to hurt. I have no intention of causing trouble, or ruining articles.
Do you like pickles??
[edit]Oh dear God yes I do. Especially when they are made with mustard!!! Hmmm, soooooooooo good!!!