User:Prof Bush

This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

BS-5	This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

...	This user would like to know all existing languages.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

nwsThis user newspeaks.

dlph-1Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

agn	This user is agnostic.

This user enjoys philosophy.

This user is a skeptic.

ind	This user is politically independent.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user likes all types of music.

This user is an audiophile.

This user plays the ukulele.

This user enjoys the big band sound

60sThis user is a fan of Sixties music.

ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.

cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer.

This user plays the Metroid series.

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user is a bibliophile.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.