My Userboxes

de

Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.

en-3

This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.

ja-1

この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as privatemeta.

This user is interested in
DNA and genetics.

"Flying is throwing yourself to the ground and miss." – Douglas Adams

漫画

This user is a manga otaku.

This user has experienced >100 blue screen(s) of death, and caused 1/2 of them.

xkcd

This user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

This user still remembers these.

prog-2

This user is an intermediate programmer.

...

This user would like to know all existing languages.

sar

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

About me

What to say? Not much, just contributing!

FAQ

When: Orwells year.
Who: It's private_meta.
What: I'd be glad if i knew.
Where: 127.0.0.1
Why: Free coupons.
Why²: To live forever.
Why³: To fight my fear.

Motto

 o                              \O_ Arrgh!!
<\==-   -   - -   -  -  - ---   /
/ \                            /\

Code

import org.life.Human;
import org.life.Geek;
import org.matrix.Pill;

public static void main(String[] argv) {
  Pill redPill = new Pill();
  redPill.setFree(true):
  redPill.addName("unplugged"):
  redPill.addDescription("Show me how deep the rabbithole goes");
  Pill bluePill = new Pill();
  bluePill.setFree(false);
  bluePill.addName("not free");
  bluePill.addDescription("Believe what you want to believe");

  Human geek = new Geek();
  System.out.println("red pill (0), blue pill (1): ");
  while(geek.size()==0) {
    switch(System.in.read()) {
        case 48: geek.add(redPill); break;
        case 49: geek.add(bluePill); break;
    }
  }
  Thread thread = new Thread("life");
  thread.start();
}