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Hi, this account has been created in defense of Joe Torres, the Mexican actor who starred as Native American Danny Lightfoot on the Nickelodeon show HEY DUDE. Rumors of his death by alcohol poisoning on an Indian Reservation, starring in the movie Groove, and of alien abduction, to name a few, have been circulating. Joe Torres is safe and sound at the Golden Nugget, and it is there he will remain. With this account, I shall keep watch over his article, defending him against the crimes of humanity being commited by people everyday insisting Joe Torres is anything but an alcoholic in Tuscon, New Mexico.
Rest easy, America.