User:Preposterous

Hee hee hee userboxes... I am a longtime anonymous editor of random pages I've read and decided to join on July 17 to become a real Wikipedian. I don't need to go through a short bib, as that's in the column on the right.

my first project: watching 2006_Israel-Lebanon_conflict. Please post comments, questions, praise, constructive criticism, not-so-constructive criticism, and insults on my talk page.

Who I Am through Userboxes

This user overuses userboxes.

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

PreposterousPreposterous

he-2	משתמש זה מסוגל לתרום ברמה בינונית של עברית. Preposterous Preposterous

es-2	Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español. Preposterous Preposterous

US	This user uses American English.

AIM-1

This uzer has an amateur understanding of the AIM talk. Brb

java-2

This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

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This user is a high school student.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

Big Brother is watching this user.

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings books but NOT the films.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user enjoys comics.

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

WThis user mourns the Wicked.

PhantomThis user is past the point of no return.

MidThis user is a middle child.

This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.

This user observes the dietary laws of Kashrut.

This user observes Shabbat.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user is right-handed.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Florida,
the Sunshine State.

met?	This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.

This user knows by heart the first 55 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

2=1	This user knows that 2=1.

pno-1This user is a [[:Category:Wikipedian {{{ist}}}s-1|novice]] pianist.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user enjoys chess.

This user plays Risk.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user enjoys playing bridge.

This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory.

ind	This user is politically independent.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

+This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user should have bought a squirrel.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

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12.011This user is made out of Carbon.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

they	This user considers singular they substandard English usage.

by	The passive voice is used by this user.

mankind

Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

to/too/ two

Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

whom	This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.

their/ there

This user knows that there and their are not the same word.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less and fewer. So should you.

your/ you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

.  T	This user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

ENDThis user has no more userboxes.