User:Prattjm/WikiPatia
Pat Gossler | |
|---|---|
 Pat running a 5k, November 2005 | |
| Born | October 5, 1971 |
| Known for | Knowing everything |
| Scientific career | |
| Fields | Accounting, IT, retail |
| Institutions | REI |
Pat Gossler (born October 5, 1971) is an American accountant, specializing in General Ledger accounting and systems integration. Since 1971 she has worked at REI , sitting in most positions at the company. Due to her ability to retain knowledge with perfect efficiency, Pat has been given the title WikiPatia
Early life
[edit]Pat was born in Seattle. She was briefly raised by wolves until her younger brother was able to rescue her and train her in the ways of humans. She quickly overcame these challenges to become one of the most recognizable figures at the 11th and Pike store.
Career
[edit]Pat started her career as an amoeba and quickly worked her way through the ranks. Sitting in nearly every office, she is truly a renaissance woman. Her current status is Master of the Universe.
As Master of the Universe, Pat is a well-respected authority in the realm of the General Ledger. Anyone that has entered a GL code in an expense report has witnessed her power.
40th Anniversary Celebration
[edit]Pat's 40th anniversary spectacular is expected to bring crowds numbering in the thousands. Special dignitaries from years past will be in attendance.
Personal life
[edit]Pat is an avid gardener and dog trainer. As a member the Orchid Society, Pat acts as Treasurer and general orchid knowledgebase.
Selected awards and honors
[edit]Awards
[edit]- 2009 Anderson Award
- 2006 Most detail-oriented accountant
- 1973 Best dressed
Category:1958 births Category:Knowledge seekers Category:General Ledger Accountants