User:Pr1maLishot

Heinrich Ranches Heinrich Ranches was a teacher at a boring school,but heinrich had made the school so much better... Heinrich didnt like things like facebook or instagram or snap.Heinrich likes Reddit and twitter and that was it.Mr ranches went on twitter to complain about politics and he went on reddit so he can post memes.Mr ranches had over 5000000 karma on reddit and mr ranches would give people platinums like if it was candy on halloween.Mr ranches was an esports player in 1990 before he retired from the bussiness.Mr ranches loved reddit and he went on it everyday to keep him happy.Mr ranches still played games like tetris and galaga because heinrich truly believed new games were bad except for rdr2.Mr ranches fought in WW2 and he was the one that actually killed hitler.Mr ranches was like the one punch man except he was real.time to time mr ranches would get a bad haircut but he didnt care, because when he gets a good haircut he looks like a CHAD.Mr ranches had devoted his life to reddit and had gained over 5000000 reddit karma.Mr ranches 2 years later found himself in a hole when he had realised he wasted his life on reddit.Heinrich ranches was part of the elite 3 other known as Heinrich Ranches,Gina Capaldi,and Ms.Moore.Together they had spread terror through the school.Mr ranches and ms.moore ended up stopping but capaldi couldnt stop it was as addictve as a drug... still today she terrorizes the school.Mr ranches loved his family and kids.Mr ranches would constantly roasted though.A time mr ranches was humiliated is when everyone pretended to be muted.Its a dangerous trick and almost every teacher in online school falls for it.Mr ranches once exposed everyone in the class.Mr ranches worked out everyday and we later found out he worked for WWE before leaving to aew.Heinrich had beat people such as hulk hogan,jeff hardy,the ultimate warrior,randy orton, and edge.Mr ranches had beaten randy orton with his own move an rko.Mr ranches was a very strong man and was even the fastest in the school.5th grade run he ran with us.. he lost but im pretty sure he wasnt trying because ranches was fast as speed.Sadly Mr ranches has left the school in hopes to pursue a better life.Mr ranches rides with the wind.He had his max speed horse in rdr2 and rode off into the distance.We all mourn mr ranches