This user thinks he's a disambiguation page. You can help Wikipedia by giving him brain surgery.
I don't know how to introduce myself, but let's try it. I'm a 18-year-old guy from Québec City (which is why my username says poutine is awesome). In fact, I'm Elvis Presley. I was alive all that time. That... is how I describe myself. To see my WIP on userboxes, see User:PoutineIsAwesome2017/Userboxes. (I know, it's a red link, just don't worry, it'll happen soon...) Oh, and by the way, I know who is Big Brother: Tim Berners-Lee.