User:Piratedan
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Call me Dan. I came to Wikipedia to edit articles about piracy, but I also am interested in Spanish and some eclectic subjects.
Vital statistics
[edit]Sex: Male
Birthdate: 1973
Nationality: U.S.
Height: Too short
Weight: Too heavy
Flag: Jolly Roger
Academic qualifications
[edit]Bachelor of arts, 1991, Missouri Southern State University. Summa cum laude. Major: History.
Master of arts, 1997, George Mason University. Summa cum laude. Major: European history.
I can speak nonsense in both English and Spanish.
Encyclopedic knowledge of bad horror films.
Accomplishments
[edit]Married to the most beautiful woman in the world.
Lovable daughter inherited, collaborated on producing lovable son.
I have written the world's 8,497,261st unpublished novel (about pirates, of course). Various pirate short stories are similarly unpublished. Published aritcle on Stede Bonnet and his cohorts appeared inPyrates Way magazine, autumn 2007.