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User:PikaCookies

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Ezra
Other name(s)Pika, PikaCookies, PikaCookiePlayz,
SpeciesHomo slutus
Breedmaybe if i was one of two people left on earth
Sexno thanks
Bornezra
3.14
Died1.17.25
Nation fromthe land of polar bears, maple syrup and capitalism. long live canada, amen brother.
Occupationyoutuber(?)
Awardsno
Notes
stupid

Ezra (homo stultus), commonly referred to as "Pika" or "PikaCookies" is an idiot apart of the Homo genus[1]. The Ezra is a pansexual asexual non-binary person, and unlike other animals in the Homo genus, it is completely incompetent with any form of tools or manual labour[2]. The Ezra will often use self-depricating humour as a form of subtle self-hatred.

  1. ^ my butt
  2. ^ i have never mowed a lawn