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Danger Reagan Darren Dale Regan was born on aug. 1st, 1963 but his birth date is still unknown for sure. Better known as Danger to his friends and acquaintances. Danger Reagan is best known for his self-proclaimed badass persona and his way of living a notoriously dangerous and crazy life story that has been recorded in his many books and journals. Lists of his works range from the danger diaries to In The Midst Of Danger. Danger Reagan has escaped from jail three separate times, arrested five more, and nearly escaped death in the Rocky Mountains several times. His life is well documented in the American scene. Reagan’s life story provided the inspiration for many people such to live loosely and without limitation. He is currently believed to be deceased but the details of his death are still unknown to authorities. Childhood Regan was born the thirteenth of thirteen children into a small one-bedroom apartment located on easy street in the ghetto of Pisshole, Nebraska. He spent his first six years of life here until being discovered for the occupation that would later blaze the way for the rest of his life’s pattern. His French father, Ronald, and his mother, Shizzy, divorced when Reagan was only four years old. All the children went to live with their mother, except for young Danger who chose to live with his father even though the other children went to live with their mother. His father allowed him to stay so that he may have some source of staying in touch with his departing wife. His father was an avid gambler and was a local petty thief. He would later be jailed for grand theft auto and not be seen again by Danger until his death in 1993. Reagan and his father then moved to a small town located right outside of Los Angeles. Upon moving they’re a local commercial advertiser, jack Blackmon, was strolling past a coffee shop where Reagan and his father were at eating their morning breakfast when Blackmon extended an offer that Ronald quickly accepted. The offer was to let Blackmon become the official guardian of Reagan; in turn he would put him in several Sunny D commercials and send some of the profit to Ronald. This was all but fine with Ronald because of his lack of money and wants to move on from his past life. Danger was then driven to L.A. and moved into Blackmon’s mansion in Beverly Hills.

Beverly Hills Danger Reagan was just turning 11 when he found himself living in the very luxiourous part of L.A. The adjustment from Pisshole to Beverly Hills was rough for Danger to get used to. Blackmon was known for his quick spills with alcohol and his aggressive nature after he began to drink. It has been reported that Blackmon had beat Reagan on occasion and on a certain moment he had broken Reagan’s nose in two different places. Reagan began appearing in spontaneous commercials that Blackmon had been working on at the moment. He took a liking to be in front of the screen early on. He had an act for memorizing the line and giving them out in a way that was unique and his own. But upon leaving a theatre in downtown L.A., Blackmon was caught by a ricochet bullet from a drive by further up the street. He was later pronounced dead at the hospital. This was now the end of Reagan’s film career. He found Blackmon’s stash of credit cards and a stack of money in the desk and set off in Blackmon’s Cadillac on his way to Las Vegas. Las Vegas was the last known place that he knew his father to had been. Danger was 14 years of age when he found himself on the lonely stretch to Las Vegas. Road to Las Vegas On the way to Las Vegas Reagan stopped at a strip mall located on the highway right off the Nevada border. At the Lonely Hearts Mall, Reagan purchased a new set of clothes. Some say he purchased a suit as to fit in with an older crowd and appear older than what his age stated. He maxed out all of the late Blackmon’s credit cards and money. The money going to cigarettes, clothing, gas, and food. Blackmon’s accounts had been near their limit to begin with because of his obsession with cocaine. Entering Las Vegas found Reagan pulled over in Blackmon’s stolen Cadillac. Reagan had forgotten to check the trunk and on further search of the Cadillac, the officer found several forms of drugs in the trunk. In an attempt to arrest Reagan, a pen wound mortally wounded the officer and Reagan escaped to make it to Las Vegas untouched. Las Vegas When Reagan arrived in Vegas the need for money set in and he set out to find a way of funding his excessive spending. He sold the drugs that lay in the trunk of the now sold Cadillac. While selling the drugs, Reagan was convinced by a fellow user that he should par take in the use of the drugs. Being young and naïve, Danger took part in the cocaine binge and found himself passed out on the strip. He then went on a two week binge in which very few facts are known but that Reagan was found near death in the Las Vegas dessert wearing nothing but a worn pair of slacks and a tattered pair of dress shoes. He was found by the Las Vegas state patrol and taken into custody. While in the Clark county jail, Reagan made friends with a convicted con man, Jake Metz. Jake had knocked over about ten different pharmacies selling a fake prescription drug for the lump sum of somewhere around 250, 000 dollars. Reagan made quick friends and developed his con while in jail. On the 12th of April in 1979, Reagan escaped prison along with Metz. At 8:03 the fire department had a call that the Clark County Jail was set aflame. While the fire was raging, Reagan and Metz escaped through the air ventilation system in the prison. Con Man Upon escaping from jail for what was the first of 3 separate occasions, Reagan flew himself out of Las Vegas, set for Dallas, Texas. When he arrived in Texas, Reagan met up with Metz and set up their own system of drug trafficking and money laundering. This new way of living was accepted by Reagan with a lot of regret. He needed the money so he let himself get swallowed up in the illegal dealings of Metz and his other friends in Dallas. Reagan was later shot in a run-in with Metz over a cup of coffee in downtown Dallas on August 2nd, 1979. Reagan was 17 at this moment in his life. He was rushed to the hospital at 3:07 a.m. and spent the following three days in ICU (intensive care unit). He was released from the hospital on August 10th, 1979 with a bullet wound on his right rib cage and a graze that ran along the right side of his face. As revenge, Reagan met up with a hooker that was in close ties with Metz. Reagan paid the hooker to drop a substantial amount of sedatives into Metz’s coffee. The following day Metz was found dead in his hotel room located next to the Cowboy’s stadium. The next day Reagan supposedly left town on a 7:00 flight out of Dallas International out his way to Detroit, Michigan. Reagan has been reported saying that he was then done using any form of narcotics and left the drug trafficking to people that had a death wish. Detroit City On August 23rd, Danger Reagan arrived in Detroit with a Pocketful of cash and a head full of acid. He reportedly checked out a hotel room and said he spent more than a week kept isolated in his hotel room not wanting to raise any trouble or anything to attract attention. Reagan wrote up documents stating that he was eligible to teach medicine and had received his degree from the University of California at Berkley. He applied at a temporary job in the Saint Mary’s Memorial hospital for the night shifts. Being only 17 raised a task for him so he chose to undergo some black market plastic surgery to construct a look that made him appear older than what he was. He spent his nights here and only had to do one medical task in his 4-month stay in the Hospital. He delivered a child for a mother and father who had been looking for a doctor all night. He accidentally caught the baby around its umbilical cord, but was able to save it before it suffocated. Following this little run in with the delivery, the baby’s father began to investigate into Reagan’s past, feeling as though he weren’t legit. Finding out about the snooping around of the father, Reagan skipped out on Detroit in the January of 1980.

Under the Gun Following the death of Jake Metz, a local FBI agent by the name of Ken Shannon was investigating it. Ken Shannon had worked for the FBI for 14 years and had put away several major names into the Texas State pen. He now was after the little-known Darren Reagan. The first suspect under it was the hooker, but being as though the hooker was always in good standings with Metz and was actually supported by Metz made this very unlikely that it was she. Many took this as a good alibi because of Metz’s low reputation around the station. But Shannon refused to let it go and looked into all the people that Metz had been involved with, and Reagan’s name was underneath this. Shannon dug into Reagan’s path and found all thee above information but no history of violence. None-the-less Shannon was held to believe that Reagan was to blame. He began to pay private eyes to find out Reagan’s where about. When Shannon found out that Danger Reagan had been in occupation at a hospital in Detroit, Shannon was to make a visit and possibly take him into custody on the 3rd of January. When he arrived in Detroit he was notified that Reagan had left town two days’ before is arrival. Also after further investigation, Shannon also found that Reagan had never gone to UCLA and was illegally working at the Hospital. Now Shannon searched for Reagan in some other way to bring him down for fraud and possible murder. Colorado On January 2nd, 1980, Reagan arrived in Denver, Colorado. He was set to live with a cousin in the mountains. He lived there for approximately 2 years. About midway through his stay at his cousin’s residence he had been fishing in the Colorado River and was lost in a great snowstorm. He was found unconscious buried under an avalanche. An Indian tribe that was still living in the area found him. He was revived by the use of old Indian medicine and a witch doctor by the name of Dr. Geronimo. Geronimo had moved in with this tribe in the early 60’s after escaping from Mexico on a plane from Mexico City. Within the next two weeks Dr. Geronimo revived him in the tribes main building located deep in the Rocky Mountains. Reagan woke up on the morning of May 2nd, 1982. He was completely lost on what had happened and was only informed of who Geronimo was and what he had done for him. When the tribes chief showed up he threatened to kill him and Geronimo for helping him get through this moment in his life. Reagan lived with the tribe and moved around the Ricky’s hunting wild game. He has been known to say that this is where he developed his avid love for hunting that he would carry until his death. Regan eventually found himself having an affair with a local Indian girl, Nina Leen. When they were found out by the chief, Reagan was punished by having his left index finger cut off at the base and Nina was put down, or in better terms she was shot in the head with a flaming arrow at a two foot range. Reagan has said that this was the moment he knew he had to escape, so he slinked out in the midst of the night and jumped on the only train that ran through the area. He was now a member of the traveling family, or better known as the Cajuns. On the Railroad with the Cajuns The Cajuns were nationally known for riding the railroads across the nation and adventuring throughout all the major cities, robbing banks and selling moonshine throughout the area. Reagan was not familiar with them but when he jumped the train near Boulder he met Sam Cajun who introduced him to the rest of the family and brought the 20-year old into business. Reagan best described Sam as a rough character who would shot his own mother in the back if it meant he would earn a dollar or two off her death. But Sam took a liking to Reagan because of his quick wit and his determination to get ahead no matter what the cost. Reagan rode in the back cart of the train with Jack, Jon, Josh, and Joe Cajun while Sam and Scott rode in the upper carts. Scott was quiet but known for his possible bisexual ways. This found out by Reagan after a night of robbing local liquor stores and binging on alcohol for several hours. Scott and Reagan then experienced what Reagan says to be his only homosexual experience in his life, in an alleyway located in the outskirts of Buffalo, New York. Scott Cajun has on several occasions stated that this indeed was an occurrence but not the only. As for Jack, Jon, Josh, and Joe Cajun, they were all tied in as brothers or cousins of the Cajun family and were identical except for the slightest feature. All of the Cajun’s were ruthless and would stop at nothing to get their own. The Cajuns. (From left to right) Jack, Jon, Scott, and Sam. (not pictured, Josh Joe Cajun) Crazy Leg Inn Shoot Out They ended up in Tulsa, Oklahoma in a little hotel located 4 miles south. Shannon had caught up to Reagan and brought down serious heat on the Cajun gang. Held up in the Crazy Leg Inn, the Cajun’s sat loaded with ammunition and an immense supply of “dirty money”, or money earned by illegal means. Shannon had caught word in New York that Reagan had been running with the Cajuns, who at that moment sat on the FBI’s most wanted list. Shannon organized a group of highly trained contract-killers to hunt down the Cajuns and bring in Danger Reagan to be held until court. The group consisted of Charles Bloody, John Tombstone, and Sam Slaughter. All had been arrested for murders but now accepted the deal that if they brought Reagan and the Cajuns to justice, they would walk away free men. On the morning of August 23rd, 1983, at 3:32 A.M., Jack Cajun’s diary reports that the Group assembled by Shannon and Shannon himself arrived in a black car with tinted windows. Jack had been on night patrol because they had caught wind that Shannon was looking for them. The door was broke down and a 1-hour gunfight occurred in the small compounds of the Crazy Leg Inn. Jack, josh, and Joe were all torn to bits by Tommy-gun bullets as they tried to hold the group off. Sam fled in the gang’s car that was parked out back and Scott was shot while using the upstairs’ restroom. Danger Reagan Escaped out the basement cellar and retreated back to the woods. The only to spot Reagan doing this was Shannon himself who proceeded to follow Reagan into the woods as the rest of the people stayed behind either dead or attempting to survive. Slaughter and Bloody died at the hands of the Crazy Leg owner and Jon Cajun. But following the deaths of the contract killers, John Tombstone took pleasure in killing both of the owner and Jon Cajun as they stood, examining the mess. In the woods Reagan hid while Shannon attempted to follow. With many years of living in the woods in Colorado, Reagan was more accustomed to being in these surroundings. As Shannon walked by Reagan was able to jump him and pinned him down while he began to strangle him on the woods floor. Reagan then heard Tombstone making his way and saw the lights of the local police heading out to search for the survivors. Reagan then knocked Shannon unconscious and ran off to the closest highway. This being the one of the two only times that Shannon and Reagan ever met face to face. He high jacked a red Cadillac and made his way north away from the Crazy Leg Inn. London Calling With immense heat, and lots of people after him, Danger Reagan found himself on a 7:00 a.m. plane, heading to London. Upon reaching London Reagan looked up some old friends he had made while making commercials as a kid. He acquired a job as an assistant director for a few well-known directors and producers in the London area. With his youth, looks, and wit he made his way to the top of the filming world and began to make large sums of money that was now nothing short of legit. His previous earnings from jobs had been lost or left at the Crazy Leg Inn. He purchased several houses, forged a certificate to sell, and began to promote himself not only as a Director of major films but also as a realtor. This being how he met his only wife, Janet Starky. Janet was a local actress who had stared in some of Reagan’s movies such as Alone in the Middle of Day and a hard Day’s Night. She had decided to buy instead of rent in London and she had heard of Reagan’s second profession in real estate. Reagan retrieved her number from various papers she had submitted to him and made arrangements to go out. Following three months of dating, in 1986, at the age of Danger Reagan and Janet Starky were wed in East London in a church that many believed to be haunted by Jack the Ripper. Reagan was 23 years of age at this time. The marriage lasted until 1990 when Janet choked to death on an apple in a Starbuck’s parking lot. Reagan left London the following day, and reportedly never dated again. In America Again Reagan landed in New York on August 1, 1990. There to meet him was the cousin that he had lived with in Colorado for that time. Now with a bank account that seemed to have no limit, from the movies and the real estate, he invested in a few restaurants in downtown New York. In the summer of 1992 he sold them to the local mob that owned the neighborhood where the shops were located. After selling the shops, Reagan moved to Beverly Hills for his final time. He began growing bored with laying low and living life by the textbook. He decided that money was the only way to increase his pleasure in life. He began forging checks with large sums of money on them. Over the following two years he stole 2.5 million in middle class citizens checking accounts. Shannon who had recently retired a year before Reagan came back to the states. Shannon, after finding out that Reagan was in the States, came out of retirement to take down his last convict. A chance that he took to be his career accomplishment that would put him on the map with the rest of the big name FBI agents. Reagan traveled to New York to his final time. He got wind back in LA that Shannon was back on the prowl for him. Reagan was set to mock Shannon in some way and he did this by walking into Shannon’s while he was on lunch, took a picture of Reagan spitting in Shannon’s coffee and left a note behind. The note is listed below. Shannon, Sorry to miss you. Thought I would stop by and see you to congratulate you on coming back to the force. Sadly I am sorry to inform you that if you are to come after me I will tie your dick in a note so you have to piss out of your nose and mouth for the remander of your life. Remember, the best burn out and the shittiest fade away. Enjoy Sincerely, Danger Reagan When Shannon returned this letter raised such a stir in him that he went on a rampage which resulted in the beating of a 22-year old secretary. She resigned the next day. With Shannon breathing down his neck, Reagan took off on the great open road on his Harley Davidson Sportster. Shannon lost track of Reagan when this happened. On the Open Road While on the cross country motorcycle ride, Reagan was assaulted by a multitude of Hell’s Angels just outside of LA. Reagan has stated the conflict was all his fault and had years later apologized by selling a large amount of firearms to the hells angels for a very cheap price. Reagan states that he had been alcohol induced and slashed a tire of a Hell's Angels bike after he had cut him off on the highway. As a result of this feud Reagan suffered a broken arm and nose. Also the police came and arrested Reagan and several Hell’s Angels. While being held in custody, waiting the arrival of Shannon, Reagan sat in a cell with several other inmates. One inmate tried having his way with Reagan, this resulting in the inmate being stabbed to death with a pencil that Reagan had kept in his rectum. Many theories exsist on how Danger Reagan escaped prison that day, but many believe he simply walked out. He had made friends with the new cell keeper while this officer worked down in Dallas. The officer had just unlocked the door and allowed Reagan to walk out the front door at 4 a.m. while every other officer was at home. The next day, the realesing officer resigned and left the country, never heard from again. Reagan was spotted by a local journalist who had been suffering from insomnia and had just been out on a cruise. This being the only interview that Reagan gave a journalist that didn’t work for a major television network. The journalist name was Greg Winngs. . The following is a excert from the interview that Greg Winngs had with Reagan on that night sitting on the bench waiting for the 7 a.m. bus to come. Wings: “Mr. Reagan, why is it that I happen to see you here outside of the Police Station at 4 in the morning when you should be inside awaiting trial to be held for your many felonies, ranging from possible Murder, to money laundering, fraud, and Identity Theft?” Reagan: “Well………(deep exhale) it’s funny you should ask. I was arrested, yes that’s true. But was I held very well? No, I escaped like I usually do and thanks to the help of a certain someone, I am now a free man again. So if this is any indication at all, it is that Mr. Shannon and the rest of his fellow law enforcers are pathetic at their jobs and should really look into getting a night job that involves something a chimp can do, because if this s*&t continues to happen, I’m afraid that their job security may go right out the window. Winngs: “O………well if I may ask, I would like to know if you feel any remorse or guilt after you commit a crime or do somebody unjustly like you are known for.” Reagan: “Remorse? If I was to feel remorse would I be as damn good at what I do? No, not by any means. Why do I do it? Because it’s easy kid. That’s why.” Winngs: “If I was to tell you that I was really a cop and not a journalist what would your first reaction by?” Reagan: abruptly pulling a knife out of his pocket, threw it up in the air and as wings wathched it, Reagan grabbed him by the throat. “Well if you are you best say now.” Following Winngs statement that he wasn’t Reagan let go and gave his most famous quote. “If you told me you were a cop, I’d say take me to jail, and I’ll meet you back here in twenty minutes.” Implying that he would escape like he had done before. After this statement the bus pulled up and Reagan departed , leaving Winngs with the only interview Danger Reagan was to ever do. Leaving the States Reagan quickly realized that the states where getting to heated and that the authorites were squeezing down on him hard. He retreated to Columbia where he announced his early retirement and lived here for several years. This being where he wrote his many diaries and books that have only recently been published. Reagan had only one companion throughout his stay in Columbia and that was a little dog, the kind unknown, that he had found while walking off the plane in a field or marijuana. The dog was appropriately named Reefer and became greatly attached to Reagan’s life. The dog came down several kinds of cancer, and stubbornly Reagan poured money into it trying to save his only friend. Eventually he found that nobody in Columbia was suitable to work on Reefer so he risked coming back to the states to see if he could locate the great Indian doctors that had saved him those years back. This idea bestowed in him by one of his maids. This maid drilled it into him until the guilt overwhelmed him and forced him to come to the states to save Reefer. He was set to land in a field just south of Denver so that no cops would be able to apprhend him. Little did Reagan know that the maid that had convinced him to go now was phoning Shannon, who had contacted her and offered a bribe, to tell them exactly where Reagan was to land and what time to expect him. Upon entering the states he was greeted by Shannon and a group of police officers. Realizing that he had been set up by the maid who had convinced him to risk coming back to the states. This is the last recorded time that Reagan was arrested. He was set to go to court a week from August 1, 1999, but he was found unconscious with no heartbeat in his cell on the morning of July 30. Reagan was given a large funeral with many friends and some family there. Reefer was buried right next to him. His burial spot is located in Denver, Colorado at the Sunny-Side Up Cementary. Many conspiracies still hover around his death though since no body was ever seen when he was buried. Conspiracy on Death Reagan is thought to be still alive, possibly somewhere along the Mexican border. Since there was no body seen when he was buried some believe that he had a deal made with the funeral home and that he would be shipped out following his death. Reagan’s only cell mate states that he had taken some sort of pills and thinks that he possibly was just in a temporary comma and that he faked his death to escape capture. Until recently many of these ideas have been pushed to the side and never considered with much regard, but a letter was received by Shannon on the morning of sept. 3, 2005. DEAR SHANNON, HOPE THAT YOU HAVENT DIED YET. I’VE TRIED TO KEEP TABS ON YOU BUT MY ATTEMPTS ARE TOUGH SINCE I AM SO FAR AWAY. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THERE ARE NO HARD FEELINGS CHAP, AND THAT IF YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING SOME SUN YOU SHOULD CONSIDER LOOKING ME UP WHEN YOU REACH PANAMA. ANYWAYS I HAVE TO GO, REEFER II WANTS TO GO ON A WALK. ENJOY YOURSELF IF YOU ARE STILL AROUND. ADIOS. DARREN DANGER REAGAN THIS BEING A GOOD STATEMENT AS TO POSSIBLY WHERE HE HAS BEEN OR WHAT HE’S BEEN DOING. HIS MARKS ON THE AMERICAN SCENE ARE STILL ALIVE AND HE IS NOW SEEN AS A AMERICAN ICON.