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The Patty Patty Shake
[edit]The Patty Patty Shake is
one part Steve Martin, one part Bruce Campbell, and one part Jason Statham.
Steve Martin (because..)
(A) He looks great in a sombrero.
(B) For one dollar we'll guess your height, your weight, or your sex.
(C) You know what would make us happy?
another couple of balls & an extra set of fingers.
(D) We'd love you even if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
Bruce Campbell (because..) (A) We fend off and/or battle the undead/ancient egyptian mummies on a weekly basis. (B) We don't want to fend off and/or battle the undead/ancient egyptian mummies on a weekly basis but are usually forced into it anyways. (except Caleb, he wants to fend off and/or battle the undead/ancient egyptian mummies on a weekly basis, but sadly is never forced into it. sigh). (C) We like, our chest hair, crazy women who like our chest hair, Ding Dongs, Paydays and entire boxes of Baby Ruths ("Ohh, mama"). and collectively, we believe that "Pharaoh gobbles donkey goobers". (D) We wouldn't be opposed to having a chainsaw for a hand.
Jason Statham (because..) (A) Our high kicks and roundhouses are unparalleled, and our ability to fight off extremely large groups of people (AKA Thugs or hooligans) only accentuates ou r years and years of martial arts training. (B) Hot women fit perfectly on our shoulders (ropes optional), and we will most always jump to the aid of a damsel. (C)Our chiseled bodies glisten in the sun, due to our extensive workout regime. Careful, or you might get tickets to the gun show, and we're always loaded. (D) We have the uncanny ability to be incredibly awesome at times, yet emotional and cool other times. Fear is not in our appendix of most commonly used words.
Some Of Our Favorite Quotes: "I think people who can truly live a life in music are telling the world, 'You can have my love, you can have my smiles. Forget the bad parts, you don't need them. Just take the music, the goodness, because it's the very best, and it's the part I give most willingly.'" - George Harrison.
"To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!" - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
"Grace is what matters. In anything. Especially life, especially growth, tragedy, pain, love, death. About people, that's what matters. That's a quality I admire very greatly. It keeps you from reaching for the gun too quickly; it keeps you from destroying things too foolishly; it sort of keeps you alive and keeps you open for more understanding." - Jeff Buckley".
We love you, thanks for listening. - Matthew, Tony & Caleb. .
Discography
The New Blue Soul Revival (EP) June 2005
Stories (LP) October 2005
Billy Pilgrim (EP) March 2006
captain romantic (EP) May 2006
Birthdate-12-31-81
Birth Name-Matthew richard gray
Occupation-Singer-Songwriter, Guitarist
Origin-Stillwater Minnesota
Genre-Pop, Folk, Rock, Indie
Instruments-Guitar, Bass, Piano, Drums, Harmonica, Banjo,Tambourine,Vocals.
Years Active-1998-today
Associated Acts-Matthew and the arrogant sea
The Shelf Life.
Birthdate-07-08-85
Birth Name-Caleb Joshua Gray
Occupation-Singer-Songwriter, Guitarist
Origin-Stillwater Minnesota
Genre-Pop, Folk, Rock, Indie
Instruments-Guitar, Bass, Piano, Drums, Harmonica, Banjo,Tambourine,Vocals, .
Years Active-2001-today
Associated Acts-Verulf
7th and Hope,
, The Martin Language.
Birthdate-03-05-82
Birth Name-Anthony Richard Gray
Occupation-Singer-Songwriter, Drummer
Origin-Oceana West Virignia
Genre-Pop, Folk, Rock, Indie
Instruments-Guitar, Bass, Piano, Drums, Harmonica, Tambourine,Vocals.
Years Active-1998-today
Associated ActsThe Patty Patty Shake
Another Failed Agenda