User:P.P. Mcskriller Gumfery

P.P. McSkriller Gumfery

P.P. McSkriller-Gumfery (ɡʌmfɛri; German: Liebhaber den Lachs [piːpiː mkeskrɪlə ɡʌmfɛri]; 21 January 1947 [[[O.S.]] 9 January] Is a German fish salesman and artist. He's known for his unique digital illustration which can be found on Twitter.com under the username @TootyMcFingers, most describe his art as "schizophrenic" or "lobotomised" due to its dark themes, high saturation, graininess, and utter insanity.

P.P. was born a mysterious homebirth on the German island of Pellworm to a Single Mother Fertile Mcfinger, known to be a member of a "cult" that has zero records of existing besides first-hand accounts. His mother described her pregnancy as "A gift from the heavenly finger" because of her loyalty and no father claimed the infant P.P.. Just 47 days after P.P. McSkriller-Gumfery's birth his mother ended her own life as an act of "sacrifice" to her god "The heavenly Finger" leaving the 47-day-old child in a large glass bowl carefully carved with images of eyes and fingers, the bowl was found with her rotting corpse almost 2 days after her suicide. There is no record of what happened after P.P. was found and his next sighting was 23 years later. He was 23 years old, selling salmon in the markets of Hamburg. Next to the fish he sold his crude and barbaric paintings of salmon with unnatural amounts of teeth and eyes having intercourse and being torn apart by bony hands. Passers-by were so incredibly disgusted by these paintings that they would throw up where they stood, and P.P.'s business suffered for it. An article in the local Hamgurg News published on October 1st 1971 reports on a Mute man selling vulgar paintings of salmon.