User:Ozog chris
Chris | |
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Born | (age 32 years, 343 days) |
Genres | Indie rock |
Occupation | Songwriter |
Instrument | Guitar |
Years active | 2007-2010 |
Labels | Unsigned |
Chris (December 6th, 1991) is a wikipedian user who is an avid sports fan, particularly, in basketball. He lives in Ann Arbor. Referred to as a wikipedia user only and clearly NOT an advertiser.
Early Life
[edit]I'm a little kid, but now i'm not. (:
Stuff I like
[edit]Pie, ps3, and chocolate.
new glasses
[edit]On December 21st, 2009, Mrbigshot received his first pair of glasses.
Death Of Laptop
[edit]On march 7th, 2012, Toshiba Laptop was found unconscious in Chris Ozog's Town Home in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Attempts to resuscitate the senile deteriorating monstrosity ultimately failed, and, Toshiba was pronounced dead at 7pm EST. At this point it is not clear what the cause of death was, however, it is highly suspected that the cause could be attributed to laptop-cardiac arrest. An Autopsy to determine the exact cause of death is to be held on March 30th, 2012, following toxicology reports.
On March 8th, 2012, a ceremony honoring the beloved laptop was held in a catholic church in Ann Arbor, Michigan. 700,000 laptops attended the ceremony including Macbook, HP, Dell, and Netbook. Dell was selected to eulogized and spoke highly of toshiba, saying; "Toshiba was a truely sophisticated individual who held up against his contemporaries. His remarkable sense of insight and intellectualism helped transform a generation of laptops that followed in Toshiba's footsteps. He will be dearly missed, but Chris should have gotten a dell. like for real. We will miss, you, toshiba."
R.I.P. Toshiba Laptop (2010-2012)
Divorce
[edit]it's fun, I guess.
Career
[edit]Hopefully in the future.