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Hello sick people and their loved ones. I'm Dr. House

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You can call me Greg. I’m one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. I am a bored, certified diagnostician, with a double specialty of infectious diseases and nephrology. And I’m the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will. That is true isn’t it?

But not to worry because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you’re particularly annoying you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin, it’s mine you can’t have any, and no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows, maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?

Contributions

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  • The Forger- I started this article since I had read the book and found it surprisingly well-written. To my surprise, the author Paul Watkins, had an article but did not have any page on The Forger. Check it out, it's a good read.
  • Ocean of Fear- Rearranged the article, added some sources and some info.
  • Man Vs. Wild- Added 'criticisms' and 'use of cast/crew' section. Though I am a fan, I believe the negative info should be displayed.
  • Diet soda- Added information pertaining to a medical study claiming that diet soda causes health problems
  • Danny Forster-Created stub about Danny Forster. Not much info out there.
  • The Colbert Report- Added portion of "fictional characters" section.
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Included information about the "early release" controversey.
  • Heroes
  • Dao Lang
  • Extreme Engineering
  • FCC