Frustrated, a young man sits at his computer desk, late at night. He has but one purpose – amusement. Sadly for him, the stars weren't treating him well that night. The lords of the globe of characters would not permit him to create his own mind-foodpage.. upset, he searched for an explaination. "Thou must be a follower to participate in the harvest", a voice told him. So he followed the voice's directions, and soon found himself writing an incredibly odd, possibly artsy, surely metaphorical short-story self-exposure piece on something called "User:Outsidethewall".