Oswald Glinkmeyer (born 1968, Baton Rouge, Louisiana) is an online pseudonym for a graduate school dropout from Texas. The person who uses this pseudonym has done so since August 2000 to post on various topics in Usenet newsgroups, including Stopping e-mail abuse and Popular music. Before adopting this online name due to spam and other online annoyances, this person regularly used his real name in Usenet groups, MOOs, Internet Relay Chat, and FidoNet echomail.