User:Orian57

To be frank I'm just here because I edit/write for Uncyclopedia and also suffer asymmetraphobia (the fear of asymmetrical things) , so for balance I needed to create an account here. Oh I'm a huge fan of non-sequiturs!

OK, ignore the above, that's just silly. I use wikipedia as my primary point of reference when looking for things to make fun of on uncyclopedia and thought it'd be useful to sign up here too. I really am a huge fan of userboxes (i don't know why they're just so appealing!) and have spent several (lonely) nights borrowing them from here (usually adding my own material) and then dumping them on uncyc so thanks to wikipedias monster userbox pages!

Or for my opinion on lots of things non-wikipedia related check out my blog at http://orian57.blogspot.com/

On Userboxes

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.	This user needs just one more userbox on their page!	1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.	This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!	This user believes in Userboxes	This user is a userbox...	This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.	This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards.	ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user loves userboxes.	This user feels that all userboxes should be colorful and appealing.

On Animals

This user knows that penguins are evil!	This user has a pet cat.	This user is owned by one or more cats.	This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah.
This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.	They Are Coming...

On Chuckeling

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.	This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.	BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.	CThis user is a fan of character comedy.
IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.	OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.	QThis user is a fan of Queer friendly comedy.	SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.	TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.	RNThis user is a fan of radioactive kung-fu fridge boy and monkey slayer, Ross Noble.	fan-3This user thinks that Ted Haggard is the greatest comedian of all time.
fan-3This user thinks that Charlie Brooker is the greatest comedian of all time.

On the Internet

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.	This user maintains a blog.	BThis user keeps a weblog at Blogger.	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
No iPod This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..

On Plates

This user is a carnivore.	This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.	This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.	This user eats fries, or chips.
This user eats popcorn.	This user eats crisps.	This user loves sausages.	This user prefers white chocolate
This user eats M&Ms.	This user eats cookies.	This user likes Ice cream.	This user drinks hot chocolate.
This user drinks water regularly.	When given a choice, this user drinks cream soda.	This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper.	This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.
This user loves Chinese cuisine.

On Games

This user is a Sudoku addict.

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

You just lost The Game.

This user plays Jenga.

On Science

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.	This user knows the Ultimate Answer.	ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.	This user is interested in science.
BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.	This user is interested in DNA and genetics.	This user is interested in Cell Biology.	This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.	This user is interested in psychology.

On Music

This user does not know any music theory.	band-2This user listens to "Weird Al" Yankovic.	band-2This user listens to Aiden.	band-2This user listens to Disturbed.
band-2This user listens to The Feeling.	band-2This user listens to Just Jack.	band-3This user likes Bowling For Soup.	band-3This user likes Fall Out Boy.
song-2This user likes the song "Voices" by Disturbed.	song-3This user's favorite song is "Much More Beautiful Person" by Bowling For Soup.	This user enjoys polka music.	This user likes most types of music.
This user listens to comedy music.	WMPThis user contributes while using Windows Media Player.

On Politics

This user wants a World government.	This user supports the globalization movement.	In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget…	LIBThis user loves Drugs, Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Immigration*
This user is against involuntary military service.	This user finds censorship offensive.	This user does not smoke.	This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
This user is drug-free.	This user is against the war on drugs.	This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.†	This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry.
All this user is saying is give peace a chance.

On Miscellaneous

This user likes all of the colors.	This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming	This user is a bibliophile.	This user loves to read.
This user loves to read.	This user is interested in Criminology.	This user loves knowledge.	This user is car-free.‡
This user takes public transport.	This user is a Lego enthusiast