OrewaTel is a New Zealand resident who does not live in Orewa.
Because I originally came from England, I can order beer in 9 different European languages. Now I live in New Zealand's Winterless North I have added Māori to the list.
I am trying to learn Te Reo.
Kia pai to ra!
Having trained as a scientist, worked as an engineer and mathematician, and served as an elected politician, I am qualified to make fatuous comments in many fields.
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
“The purpose of satire, it has been rightly said, is to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half-truth. And our job, as I see it, is to put it back again.” Michael Flanders