User:Omikron23
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- "Matter and mind are not separate, they are aspects of one energy. Look at the mind as a function of matter and you have science; look at matter as the product of the mind and you have religion."
- "La matière et l'esprit ne sont pas séparés, ils sont des aspects d'une énergie. Regardez l'esprit comme fonction de la matière et vous avez la science; regardez la matière comme le produit de l'esprit et vous avez la religion."
- "Materie und Geist sind nicht voneinander verschieden, sie sind Aspekte einer Energie. Betrachte den Geist als eine Funktion von Materie und du hast Wissenschaft; betrachte Materie als Produkt des Geistes und du hast Religion."
- In the beginning was the plan,
- and then the specification;
- And the plan was without form,
- and the specification was void.
- And darkness
- was on the faces of the implementors thereof;
- And they spake unto their leader,
- saying:
- “It is a crock of shit,
- and smells as of a sewer.”
- And the leader took pity on them,
- and spoke to the project leader:
- “It is a crock of excrement,
- and none may abide the odor thereof.”
- And the project leader
- spake unto his section head, saying:
- “It is a container of excrement,
- and it is very strong, such that none may abide it.”
- The section head then hurried to his department manager,
- and informed him thus:
- “It is a vessel of fertilizer,
- and none may abide its strength.”
- The department manager carried these words
- to his general manager,
- and spoke unto him
- saying:
- “It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,
- and it is very strong.”
- And so it was that the general manager rejoiced
- and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.
- “It promoteth growth,
- and it is very powerful.”
- The Vice President rushed to the President's side,
- and joyously exclaimed:
- “This powerful new software product
- will promote the growth of the company!”
- And the President looked upon the product,
- and saw that it was very good.