User:Oddmartian2/WikiJokes
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Welcome to WikiJokes, the page where Wikipedians can post their jokes. I invite all types of jokes--knock knock, lightbulb, weird, satirical, and did I say weird? Huh-huh. Whatever.
Limerick
[edit]There was an old woman from Twickenham,
Boots so tight she couldn't walk quick in 'em.
She had a few beers,
Felt quite queer[1]
Took em off and was sickenam.
Teacher Student Joke
[edit]A teacher recieves a phone call. The person at the other end says: "I'm sorry, my son Jack can't come to school today." The teacher is suspicious, and asks: "Who is speaking?" The person at the other end says: "This is my father speaking."
Bad Joke
[edit]One should always bring a lawyer to a pie fight, because you never know when you may have to defend against a torte
Groaner
[edit]Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them!
Footnotes
[edit]- ^ Not as in gay