User:Nukes4Tots

My motto is that no God-Fearing, Freedom-Loving, American child should be allowed to crawl this earth without his or her own thermonuclear sidearm. Are children people? Yes. Are nuclear weapons arms? Of course. Therefore children have a right given by God, put to ink by our founding fathers, and guaranteed by our military to keep and bear nukes. If you have a problem with that, get the kid to sign a treaty.