User:Notmicro

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Wiki Life...

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

USThis user uses American English.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

250+This user has made more than 250 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user is a WikiFairy.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

Notice!

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...

Vital Statistics...

This user is male.

This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

Alba This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of English ancestry.

Éireannach This user is Irish.

This user is of German ancestry.

Habitat...

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Washington.

This user lives in Seattle.

This user buys Frappuccinos at Starbucks world headquarters.

This user the University of Washington

Work Life...

This user is a software engineer.

BASIC-4This user is an expert BASIC programmer.

COBOL-0This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not want to program in COBOL).

This user uses Mac OS X Server.

Ascript-NThis user is a native AppleScript programmer.

Values, Attitudes, Lifestyle...

This user is nocturnal.

This user is a committed pesco-vegetarian.

This user does Tai Chi for health.

This user is interested in Buddhism.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.

This user listens to NPR.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.

This user can drive.

This user pumps their own gas.

This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory.

dem This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.

This user prefers parliamentary systems of government.

This user is interested in the possibility of Hilary becoming president of the US.

' This user is a fan of Camille Paglia.

This user is NOT a fan of Andrew Sullivan.

Computing...

This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Internet Life...

This user reads engadget daily.

FARK This user is a farker.

TSG This user reads The Smoking Gun. File:Larry-king-mugshot.jpg

This user reads Savage Love weekly.

This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database.

This user buys and sells on eBay as notmicro .

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

Elements of Style...

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

infinitiveThis user has no opinion about split infinitives.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!