User:Not-just-yeti

Howdy. I am currently a professor of computer science at Radford University. For the 10yrs before that, I was a lecturer at Rice University. My Ph.D. thesis was in the area of Descriptive complexity theory. For further personal or professional information about me, see not-just-yeti.org [[1]]. In the mean time, I just got side-tracked by discovering these little vanity user templates:

This user can program in Scheme.

CSThis user is a participant in WikiProject Computer science.

PLThis user is a participant in WikiProject Programming languages.

Java-3This user is an advanced Java programmer.

c++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.

C++-0This person does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in C++).

xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.

MacThis user contributes using a Macintosh computer.

Oh my. After looking a bit further, all sorts of silly vanity templates abound. … Whee!

This user hacks happily with Emacs.

vi_This user contributes using vi.

mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user is straight but not narrow.

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

eπi+1=0This user is a mathie.

$0.{\bar {9}}=1$This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

This user knows by heart the first 30 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.