User:Niroht/sandbox
NOTE TO ADMINS: DO NOT BLOCK/WARN/EAT PEOPLE FOR ANY VANDALISM ON THIS PAGE. THIS PAGE WAS CREATED TO BE VANDALIZED.
This would be my personal sandbox in which I might test things but will more likely use to indulge my sense of humour. Feel free to put whatever nonsense you want here. If I like it it may stay.
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The Younger Scrolls 3.5: Tomorrowind on Wheels!
[edit]The Younger Scolls 3.5: Tomorrowind (aka Tomorrowind) is a computer role playing game by Bath Softwars, and the third in the Younger Scrolls series. Tomorrowind was released for the PC and the GraphicsMachine 2.0.
Similar to previous installments of the series, the player begins as a criminal who was just released from charges of killing important sexual figures and letting Paris Hilton blow guards, but who is trusted nevertheless. The story takes place in Yourbackyardinfall[1], a peninsula in the province of Tomorrowind. Deep within the heart of the swamp at the center of the peninsula, a misunderstood hero seeks to gain power and free Tomorrowind from the reign of your mom.
As of January 2006, it has sold over four copies.
The game environment of Tomorrowind is mind-bogglingly huge and detailed, with 50 square feet of shit and four toilets.
Gameplay is extremely open ended, allowing the player to wander around a little before having to fight a random monster. Some features are:
- Buying items.
- Killing monsters.
- Taking items from said enemies' corpses that smell like ass.
- Finding random merchants who will sell things.
- Completely ignoring the "main story", choosing instead to wander around in circles.
This gameplay style (sometimes called playing the game) is quite liberating. Shrewd players can find ways to unbalance the game and find glitches or cheats that can make the game's tasks extremely easy to complete, making the game fall out of balance.
The storyline progresses exclusively through the decisions of the character; players may decide to turn off the game and spend some time outside. This type of open-ended gameplay is a staple of all Younger Scrolls games.
A page which is meant to be vandalised, eh? How about a user who is meant to be eaten (see Top Of Page) - Mrug2 20:59, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
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