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This page is designated for new and old wiki users who need help developing their editing skills. Most of the information on this page will be fictious but some maybe based on real life stuff or commonly thought things. To use this page is simple; all you have to do is put this (Warning: Template is has not been created yet) on this pages talk page or someone's talk page with a close relation to this page, and wait for a reply with the information that you need to use to make a new section and you are away. Remember to put four tides next to the title of your new section. Only edit your own section as other people need their own. To help you with what it will look like there is an example underneath.
Silly slop 'The Ninjalemming'' 13:32, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
[edit]'Silly slop' is a carbonated soft drink sold in stores, resturants, vending machines and illgal swage tramways. It was first made and produed by Biscuit-Cream but later brought and sold by The Coca-Cola Company. It has received critical acclaim and been called 'The drink that makes you think your on drugs!' by many fans and burger stand venders. It's sales are set to suparse that of David Dickinson's Root Beer and My first 'Lard Bucket' and still appear to be rising. It was origianlly intended as a Fake medicine when it was originally invented by John Jackson in the early 23rd century, however the mad scientist Jack Johnson discovered that if drunk regularlly it will allow the bodies immune system to counter and evenutally become immune to MDD; however it must be stated that he later also said that there is evidence that it is a spermicide and can actually increase the chances of catching MDD, but becease most of the worlds population was now permentlly addicted to 'Silly slop' he had to back down his claims. During the first term of Prime Minister Jimie Bund's reign he held a publicly known, top-secret meeting with the leaders of many powerful countries to try and get 'Silly slop' banned; this resulted in th 'Silly slop' brand being taken o the selves of super and mega markets and the start of new rehabilitation programmes. The only way to get hold of 'Silly slop' was to have it subscribed by Doctors or Mafias, this unfortunatly resulted in many people streaking in public. Anyone who was classed 'unaddicted' was not able to purchase 'Silly slop'. Due to the rapid decline in sales to only ten million a day, they withdrew the formula and rereleased under a different name of 'Slop it silly', because of the change in name the company was able to put this into production as only the name had been banned, but unfortunatly people didn't trust this 'new' brand due to its unhealthy content and it went out of prodution just seventy-five years after it was first developed, causing Biscuit-Cream to become almost in sight of becoming bankrupt.
When you have done this put this (Warning: template is not completed yet) under your last template and wait for assesment. You will later gain a score out of ten on your talk page along with ways to improve your writing. However if you feel your writing just need a bit of touching up, such like you need to improve your skills at editing previous articles then use this template and do as you previously would have done for the other thing. When you have got your new bit of article put this template under the old one and your new bit will be submitted and judge; you should later receive a comment on your work. 'The Ninjalemming'' 14:38, 19 February 2009 (UTC)