In this universe it seems that the only thing constant is that everything changes. With that in mind note that this gallery of userboxes may no longer display an accurate portrayal of whom I am. Since the time when I began to add the first little userbox and watched it grown into the mighty monstrosity it is today many a moon has gone by:-)
My life in userboxes — The Director's Cut
[edit]"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school" Albert Einstein
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"Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules
with meaningless marks on paper" David Hilbert
"My hovercraft is full of eels" -From the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch by Monty Python
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| nws-0 | This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise. |
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| sar-2 | This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm. |
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"If you bring a hammer, you better bring nails." Jack Wheeler from Twin Peaks
"No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz" Homer J. Simpson
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| 狗 | This user was born in the year of the Dog. |  |
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"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family" Homer J. Simpson
Sibs
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This user is an only child.
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"We Had To Invade, They Were Working On Weapons Of Mass Disintegration" Kodos...
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This user is a committed advocate of democracy.
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| blf | This user believes in the ideal of idealism. |
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"A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year" Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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"The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games" Eugene Jarvis
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"To alcohol: the cause of --- and solution to --- all of life's problems." Homer J. Simpson
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"A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder" Alfred Hitchcock
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This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
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 | A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! |
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| Sin City | This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... |
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| Pulp Fiction | This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system. |
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This user once lived on board the Death Star. And this is his review of the experience:
SWEET!!!
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"Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education" Paul Erdös
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| ABE | This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star! |
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| news | The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
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This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying
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| Scrubs
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This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.
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"Without music, life would be a mistake" Friedrich Nietzsche
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| Keane | This user is lost Somewhere Only We Know. |
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DC | This user is a fan of AC/DC. |
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| Mmm, userboxes
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This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
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"Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always explaining things to them" The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain
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 | This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. |
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| Too many userboxes | This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
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"If you can look into the seeds of time, And say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak" Banquo from Shakespeare's play Macbeth
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| This user needs just one more userbox on their page! |
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny ...'" Isaac Asimov
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This user has a keen interest in physics.
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"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman" Homer Simpson
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| Superman | This user is neither a bird nor a plane. |
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"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path" Morpheous from the Matrix
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| LE-1 | This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. |
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"Mr. Wizard! Get me the hell out of here!" Neo in the Matrix
| END | This user has no more userboxes. |
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