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 | This user would like to wish you a happy Halloween. |
 | Many editors are on full or partial strike from article editing. Editor retention problems: Unchecked admin misconduct, arbitrary guideline interpretation, unresolved content disputes, not enough moderators, rude or speedy deletions, etc. See also. |
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ArbCom, not GovCom This user elected ArbCom to resolve disputes, not to govern. |
 | This user's privacy, safety and liberty are threatened by America's bullshit. |  |
| </ref> | This user finds referencing paranoia disruptive and recommends applying common sense instead. |
 | This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do their work for them. |
 | This user believes there is indeed an cabal. And actively opposes it. |
 | This user supports the right of anonymous users to edit Wikipedia. |
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This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard. |
 | Hold onto your butts! The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life. |
| This user just covered Harry Winkler in bees! ... Sorry Harry! |
 | This user is not an administrator and has no desire to ever be one. |
 | This user is not a Wikipedia bureaucrat, and hopes to see them off Wikipedia forever. |
.png) | This user believes in certain conspiracy theories. |
 | This user is interested in conspiracy theories but thinks lizards, and antisemitic theories are disinformation |
 | The eye is watching this user, and this user opposes it. |