User:Mrzaius/Shirt Text

Explanatory note: This can be moved to Wikipedia: namespace and be printed on a shirt using a simple screenshot from a browser which is using settings and skins that make it relatively unidentifiable (not clearly FF, IE, Opera, whatever) and then printed on the back of a shirt which features the standard Wikipedia logo on the front.

I swear that I've learned more about management and leadership here than I ever did in my management classes, and I technically have a business degree. The below might actually sell fairly well among real editors. The text therein is paraphrased to be generally applicable outside of the wiki from text found within Template:Nutshell transclusions on various policy pages.

Everything I need to know about life I learned from the Wikipedia

1. If a topic has received significant coverage in reliable secondary sources that are independent of the subject, it is presumed to be notable by some and is worthy of a modicum of respect.
2. Unless there is strong evidence to the contrary, assume that people are acting in good faith.
3. If criticism is needed, discuss editors' actions, but avoid accusing others of harmful motives without particularly strong evidence.
4. Effective writing is done from a neutral point of view, representing significant views fairly, proportionately, and without bias.
5. Everywhere be bold, but not to bold: If you see something that can be improved, improve it!
6. Consensus is a civil person's fundamental model for editorial decision-making.
7. Strong writing depends upon your ability to write from a neutral point of view, representing other significant views fairly, proportionately, and without bias.
8. If a topic has received significant coverage in reliable secondary sources that are independent of the subject it warrants some attention, by someone, presumably.
9. Guidelines and policies tend to document societal consensus rather than create it.
10. Do not promote your own interests through those for whom you are responsible unless you can do so while holding their interests above your own.
11. Do not ignore the proposals, positions, and conclusions of others.
12. Welcome new colleagues and offer them all the help you can to be productive members of your community.
13. Adults are expected to resolve disputes calmly, through civil discussion and consensus-building in relevant fora, with the aid of disinterested mediators if need be.
14. Try to discourage others from being uncivil, and avoid upsetting other editors whenever possible.
15. If a rule prevents you from improving or maintaining what's important, ignore it.
16. Repetitively and intentionally breaking important rules may result in a temporary or permanent removal from society at large.