User:Mortee/Policy in the key of C
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A composition comprising a complete[a] catalogue of our civil code, a canticle in C:
- Be courageous.
- Be congenial, never churlish
- Be choosy in your compositions.
- Be careful with copyright.
- Cite well and cite often.
- Call yourself something classy
- Consider collaborators charitably; critique content, never character.
- Chew the fat and not the children.
- For cuisine, choose cream sans cherries, sans chickpeas.
- Compromise and do not clash.
- Censor not lest ye be censored.
- While cycling, be circumspect and curb your contradictions
- Cherish contributions but do not covet them.
- Be clear but not clairvoyant.
- Be constructive but not creative.
- Do not con.
- Be competent.
- Be cautious when close to controversy or celebrity.
- Call for counsel, not the courts.
- A counterfeit caught is quickly catapulted.
- Never a chronicle nor a compendium compose,
- Nor combine claims to concoct conclusions.
- Canvas is for canopies.
- Coins cause conflicts.
- Leave closets closed.
- The cure for compulsion is cessation or confinement.
- Chuck out the cudgel, conclude your clobbering,
- Cut the crap,
... and comprehensively countermand commandments!
- ^ not complete