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Heston Bluementhal
Personal information
Date of birth (1988-09-11) September 11, 1988 (age 36)
Place of birth Exeter, England
Height 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in)
Position(s) Striker
Team information
Current team
 Nepal Club FC
Number 28
Senior career*
Years Team Apps (Gls)
2004-2007 Sidmouth Seagulls FC 156 (126)
2007–2010 Queens Park Rangers FC 136 (74)
2010-2011 Fenerbahçe S.K. 49 (52)
2011-2012 FC Bayern Munich 50 (27)
2012 Queens Park Rangers FC 51 (32)
2012 Newcastle United FC (loan) 6 (3)
2012 Queens Park Rangers FC 52 (38)
2012-13 New York Red Bulls 60 (29)
2013-14 Sydney FC 30 (26)
2014 Queens Park Rangers FC (loan) 52 (22)
2014-2015 Queens Park Rangers FC 62 (31)
2015 Mad Dogs FC 30 (12)
2015 Queens Park Rangers FC (loan) 52 (40)
2015 Queens Park Rangers FC 52 (28)
2015-2016 FC Rostov 57 (22)
2016 Malmö FF 5 (2)
2016 April 25 Sports Club 6 (3)
Fortuna Düsseldorf (loan) 14 (3)
2016 Fortuna Düsseldorf 39 (15)
2016 Queens Park Rangers FC (loan) 25 (7)
2016 Derby County F.C. 3 (1)
2016 Stade Malherbe Caen 40 (27)
2016 Saigon FC 6 (10)
2016-2017 FC Ingolstadt 04 36 (14)
International career‡
2011 Canada U20 367 (23,567)
2013– Nepal 0 (23)
*Club domestic league appearances and goals, correct as of 23 October 2016
‡ National team caps and goals, correct as of January 22, 2017

Heston Bluementhal (born September 11th 2001) is a Nepalese/English footballer, actor and singer amongst other professions who currently plays as a striker for Nepal Club FC. He is widely regarded as the greatest football player of all time, winning a record 24 UEFA Champions League titles, 2 FIFA World Cups, 1 UEFA European Championship, 54 Ballon D'or awards, amongst a large number of domestic league and cup titles. He is known for his impressive goalscoring record, including a record 24 UEFA Champions League goals in his last season with Nepal Club FC before he was released. He is also well known for his distinctive free-kick style, from which he has never failed to score, having a 100% success record since his career began. Ever since winning is first Ballon D'or title with QPR, he has won it every season since, winning a record 54 titles.

Outside sports, he has topped Forbes' Rich list every year since his first UEFA Champions League win with QPR, becoming the richest person on Earth, as well as owning a large amount of assets, including Miami FC, a club he helped start up and fund. Whilst playing with different clubs in Germany, specifically Fortuna Dusseldorf, he started a relationship with singer Lena Meyer-Landrut. They have two children together. Their son, Maxilimmian Bluementhal, is also a professisonal footballer forBayern Munchen. Their daughter Rosie Blumenthal, is a successful model, singer, actress and part time footballer. After having their children, the couple split, however the couple are still on good terms. Bluementhal then moved back to England, resigning for QPR, where he started a relationship with singer Dua Lipa. The couple are not married and have no children together, but live together in London. He is rumoured to be having side-relationships with Russian models in London as well as Arsenal footballer Leah Williamson.

Early Career

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Blumenthal began his career in Devon with the Sidmouth Seagulls. With a prolific goalscoring record at this record, Queens Park Rangers scouted the 16 year old, becomiong their youngest ever Premier League player and goalscorer.

QPR

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Bluementhal made his debut for Queens Park Rangers in the Premier League on March 9, 2013 against Liverpool FC.

International career

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Bluementhal has represented both England and Nepal at various levels.

Music career

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Honours and achievements

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For a comprehensive listing of Bluementhals's achievements, see List of career achievements by Heston Bluementhal.
As of 9 June 2019
Ronaldo presenting his third Ballon d'Or to fans at the Santiago Bernabéu in January 2015

Club

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Sporting

Manchester United[1][2]

Real Madrid[2]

Juventus[3]

International

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Portugal

Individual

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Awards

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Performances

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Orders

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Records

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As of 4 May 2019

World

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Europe

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Spain

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  • Fastest player to reach 100 goals in La Liga history: 92 Matches[77]
  • Fastest player to reach 150 goals in La Liga history: 140 Matches[78]
  • Fastest player to reach 300 goals in La Liga history: 286 Matches[79]
  • Most hat-tricks in La Liga history: 34[80]

Portugal

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Real Madrid

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