User:MisterStegs

Mister Stegs (b. February 14, 2006) is a Stegosaurus from Pangea. He loves Rocks.

Early Life

Mr. Stegs grew up as a small dinosaur, part of a litter of three, in remote Pangea. He was born out of wedlock to his mother, a rock. He often mistakes objects for his mother, usually other rocks, and will approach them and say, "Mom?"

Mr. Stegs first appeared in Rockville, MD, as a birthday gift to Jason Davis.

Career path

Mr. Stegs started his career as a detective for the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Columbia. He was a well-respected member of the force. However, his career was jeopardized by his much publicized failure to apprehend the criminal in the Kojo Nnamdi tuna-poisoning scandal. Although many members of the force felt it was obvious that Ned Manvell had committed the crime, Mr. Stegs was unable to make an arrest and his career subsequently went downhill from there.^{[Citation needed]}

Upon leaving the force, Mr. Stegs has had a variety of careers. They include, but are not limited to:

Office assistant (Collation)
Lobbyist
Navigator
Being a fancy dinosaur

Mr. Stegs now lives in Chicago and enjoys beating the rush.

Controversy

Mr. Stegs once said the Goose was hot. It is unverified and critics of the Goose said she seduced and used him.

Characters

Mr. Stegs is the leader of a cast of animal characters that support his antics.

Legacy

Forever, Mr. Stegs will live on in Pangean history. He's a dinosaur of the world.