This user does not wish to speak or hear sarcasm, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
LE-1
This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
’s
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.