User:Medieval Knievel
Born in 818 ad in Crotchwater, Tennessee, (soon to be known as Wales) to a father named Jim and Jim's father, Grandma Jim. Both parties died shortly thereafter of dysentery. It is believed MEDIEVAL was named after an uncle or something.
Little is known about Knievel or his life. What we do know is that on one mid-July evening in 1048 ad...he jumped a fully armored warhorse over 12 carts of hay and a Pope.