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Michael R Shimkus

For 10 minutes - in 1997 he had the most all encompassing and vast dreams known to man.

He wanted a bowl, a grey stone ware bowl with 3 kinds of ice cream - chocolate chip cookie dough, mint chocolate chip, and rocky road. With the toppings of brownies, mini m&Ms and chocolate chips. He pursued this wish and went home. He followed the old dirt path to his niece - Mackenzie’s house. He ran in and grabbed each flavor of ice cream. He began the master piece. Mackenzie was scared- panicked and called the cops. He was taken into cop’s custody on December 23rd 1997. The following four years he spent in the county jail. He was released after reevaluation of genetic structure. (First thing he did after that- was get that ice cream)