User:Mauve spoon

About Me

This user is proud to be British.

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This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

This user is mortal.

This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.

Existent

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user is against smoking.

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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

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This user supports the
English English language.

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This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

8+8=10

This user likes hexadecimal.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user loves to read.