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Hello All Visitors.. I would like to introduce my self
I am 5'2" all of 97 pounds soaking wet and one sexy piece of specimen
I am an aspiriring young pirate looking for a big break
From.. My mother:S or OSHAWA ONTARIO
I enjoy soccer, fineee ladies and shaolin monks headbutting unsuspecting people HAHA
thank you for the time well spent
Now lets get into the nitty gritty
On August 12th,1993 my presence graced this world and wow would nt it be different if i wasnt alive.. we still wouldnt know what gravity is.. would still think the world is square and FIRE where would civilization be without me
I have achieved many things.. 1. Nobel Prize.. O YAA! you know i was that dude with the mustache in my previous life
2. I also wrote the most famous song ever..... A-B-C-D-E-F-G YOU KNOW IT .. i slaved over that one
3. CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.. float like a butterfly sting like a bee ? well i grounded that butter fly and i stung that bee
4. Made this here wikipedia page.. what a rush.. typing faster than a speeding bullet, jumping single words in a single bound.. IM LEGENDARY
Appearances if made: TOO MANY! herrrs a few The Lead in MissionImpossible:1, 2 , 3 LONG LIVE SCIENTOLOGY The LEAD in HARRY POTTER! eat my shorts malfoy.. hey hermionie i will use my MAGIC on you later you know what i mean.. EH! I also starred in the Classic.. the legendary ... the EPIC.... SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS MOVIE- YES i am David Hasselhoff i was also in a film called NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.. eat your heart out john heder
My Career in music is a thriving one. You Can't Touch This-Thriller-O CANADA- Imagine- and yesss SEXY BACK
IM BRINGING SEXY BACK YEEE!
to be continued........