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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit down BJ,
I'll tell you how I became the Mama Luigi.
In west Brookyln born and raised
Working on pipes was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all stompin some Koopas outside of the school
When a couple of Goombas
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the princess got scared
She said 'We're taking a vacation to Dino World.'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my apron on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Eating pasta out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Dino World Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, lasagna all that
Is Dinosaur World the type of place they'd send that cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Dino World.
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a koopa who looked like a football player standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get tackled
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a warp zone and when it came near
The Yoshi said "Mama" and it had ice in the rear.
If anything I can say this dino is bored,
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Dinosaur World'
I pulled up to the Disco Palace about 7 or 8
And I yelled to King Koopa 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Dino World.