User:MSwartz81272

My name is Matthew Swartz. I am a student at Georgia Southern University. I am an undergraduate studying Political Science. I am also in the Reserve Officers Training Course there. I play rugby for the club team at Georgia Southern as well. I am six feet tall with long blond hair that flows in the wind wherever I go. I have washboard abs with a chiseled jaw, and blue eyes. I enjoy long walks on the beach at dusk as the sun goes down. I enjoy peace, but watch out I still enjoy fighting. My love for animals is one of my many striking features.

Contributions to the Wikipedia Cause

Although my list is small for my contributions, the importance of my contributions is endless. I have fixed grammatical errors in people’s articles to add to the official feel that is Wikipedia. They way I have written the beginning of my one article is outstanding for the frames of a truly amazing piece of literature. The article is written for my composition class in college. The tag of college alone should be enough for one to want to read my article. It will take you through a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you offended but somehow still pleased.

Technology! Then again no…..

Technology is my Achilles’ heel. I cannot be perfect this I know. I have to live with this disappoint on a day to day basis. I know how to work a computer. Take it apart and put it back together, but I cannot tell you how it works. I cannot code a simple program to make it do simple tasks. This is much embarrassment to me. I enjoy a computer game every now and then, but it would just take away from my athletic prowess that I show every time I am on the field.

Passion for Wikipedia

Wikipedia is my lifeline. It is where I go to receive knowledge even when I am told not to, because I do not live by the rules. I know and believe the information that is posted on such a renowned site of knowledge. My need for this site and its beautiful articles that are riveting and outstanding that I just cannot stop but to stay only a little while longer is undeniably a massive quantity that cannot be comprehended.

Language

I am fluent in the only language that needs to exist, known as American (English). I speak it with pride and passion that cannot be understood or comprehended in just 3 dimensions. American is so amazing is spoken in more than just the country of America but also in the surround continents of America that is owned by America.

Things that enjoy my company

I am do not like things, things like me. They have been known to follow me around and change the rules of the game so I win. People have been known to fall in love with me by the shear knowledge of my existence.

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I roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Triangle when it was still a square and made it a triangle.

This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.