User:M.C. Ice Tray

Origons

Back in the day, there were rappers known as "M.C.s." One famous rapper, Ice T, was the inspiration for M.C. Ice Tray one of the few Dungeons and Dragons characters who was from a normal D&D setting, while appearing and acting like he was from the modern day ghetto. Unfortunately, in that setting, the entire world was chaotic and insane, so he frequently contemplated suicide... That is, until he found the magical hat that effectively turned him in "Death" from Six String Samurai. Eventually that game got really tired, so it was disbanded. With that over, the only job he could get was being the rep. for some crazy cracka on Wikipedia.

It can be noted that M.C. Ice Tray and his alter egos are responsible for a grand total of 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000125% of all of the intellegent things said within the Universe.

Here's a crude image of M.C. Ice Tray, rendered in under 2 minutes using Paint.