User:Lozzad4on3
Lozzad4on3 has many names, including tea_baggins, LOZZADAONE, lozzad69on3, lozzad5on3, and in rare cases, an underscore is featured, such as Lozzad4_on3, or Lozzad5_on3. If you meet Lozza online, say hi! He will reply usually within like a day unless he is currently away. Don't be afraid to ask for memes, or to talk about video games, for he will happily oblige. Make sure that you don't send him outdated memes, however, unless they're really good. If it brought a smile to your face, feel free to send it. Lozza is a fan of music and video games. He is also hella ripped, and doesn't even work out, no cap.
So, in summary, that was the user Lozzad4on3. The history of his name game about when he was much younger, and the first username he ever used was LOZZA_DAONE. This is an incredibly shockingly cringe username that even back then he saw this, and changed it to LOZZAD4ON3, which he kept for some time. Eventually, when he made his first Instagram account, he decided he needed a new username. As you know, it ended up as lozzad4_on3. This is fine, because most people won't assume it means 'da one,' merely some random numbers, and his friends can identify him by the first name in the username, lozza, which is synonymous with his real one. Variants included the name for his private account, lozzad5_on3, only cementing the belief that it had no association with 'da one' in the first place, and later, lozzad6_on3, even further changed changed to lozzad69_on3, (haha funni number) which he currently uses. However there is a significant bond between lozzad4on3 and his first ever username, so for sites he doesn't use often, he will usually revert back to lozzad4on3, as having a 69 in your username can get you banned on some sites lol.
And yeah, that's basically it. Have a great day.
This article was made on the 14th of October, 2020, and will probably get taken down lol, but I hope it remains as a symbol of what humanity was like, y'know?