This user has big problems with using Simple English and they do not understand English at all. Please be polite and benevolent or use another language.
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I hast't been didst inf'rm yond big problems with using mod'rn english. The sooth is, i doth not und'rstandeth such debas'd language at all. I maintaineth the useth early mod'rn English as a liturgical language, and in daily conv'rsations as a way to showeth mineth owneth honour towards William Shakespeare f'r, shalt we sayeth, exhilarating the English language! I am artful and well-v'rs'd in the Latin language, although mineth owneth religious status is in questioneth within the eyes of the Vatican.
As a peat in the Carribean I didst wisheth f'r a war I kneweth yond I wast po'r, I kneweth t wast the only way to riseth up, if 't be true 't beest true those gents did bid mineth owneth st'ry i am eith'r gonna kicketh the bucket on the battlefield and gl'ry 'r riseth up and ill square f'r this landeth, but th'res only one sir who is't is't can giveth us a hest so we can riseth up, und'rstandeth, its the only way to riseth up riseth up hith'r that gent cometh ehre cometh the gen'ral! ladies and gentlemen. hith'r cometh the gen'ral! the moment youve been waiting f'r! hith'r cometh the gen'ral. The pride of mount V'rnon! hith'r cometh the gen'ral: Ge'rge Washington!