User:Lokine

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is a music composer.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the piano.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

This user prefers Uncyclopedia to Wikipedia.

Contributions

• None. Except maybe that one Butch Walker album cover.

Factual Information

• Uncyclopedia user and proud.
• Boring
• Loves Wikipedia for the information. Rarely contributes.
• Not an Australian.

Other Stuff

• Member of a solo band... Thing.
• Musician a la carte.
• Also musician au gratin.